A speech of an australian comedian:   

    We have all heard the news that our 2 aid workers were... surprise, surprise... convicted as spies.  Fortunately for them, as to the Steve's allegedly "forced" confession tape, judge ruled it "inadmissible" - he wanted to hear the same story live. Even Americans could not help us save them, but then, considering the success Yanks have had helping Kosovo Albanians, are really sorry they did not want to help Australians?At the same time, they have pronounced Yugoslav president Slobodan Miloshevic a war criminal, but it appears he is not aware of that yet, since they won't go talk to him.  It appears they are trying to communicate with him from 20000 feet up in the air.  I think the way it goes is that they open a cockpit window, while zooming over Belgrade, and yell out,

"surrender right now! ...DON'T MAKE US COME DOWN -  pleeeeeeease!"

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