we are teaching the Yugoslavs about the freedom of speech

we are showing the Yugoslavs what is real democracy

because we are true patriots-we like only American programs, news, movies and music

dead women and children

captured soldiers

who cares anyway if it's not me?

we are trying to deliver humanitarian help

we are giving them their human rights

because we are soldiers

in order to kill all the Serbs

in order to kill all 25 nationalities living in Yugoslavia beside Albanians

we never ask ourselves that question

to be remembered in the world history not only as a sexual maniac and a great liar but as a draft-dodger    who became a warrior

to start the World War III

to bring the peace to the Balkans and Europe

to feed the hungry and house the homeless in the USA

to cure AIDS and cancer patients in Africa

to run for President and then wipe off all the small countries from the face of the Earth

we bomb at night (and we are not afraid of the dark)

because we are very high up in the sky (we are not afraid of heights)

because we fly very fast (and we also catapult fast)

we don't ask questions

we were told so at home

remember all the Indians killed by American soldiers

avoid the fact that the USA have no other suitably brave and noble names in history

we want people of the world to hate the Indians, not us

in Albania

a sovereign European country

an American state fighting for independence

a part of the USA marshal's office

World's peace-keeping force

Ms Albright's game toy

to be captured unharmed by serbian animals and then cry to the mom on the phone in front of TV cameras

to admit you have mistaken a tractor for a tank

never admit to have mistaken children on the playground for the military ground forces

I would volunteer and fight back

I would hate those savages

I would thank them for saving our lives from our evil president