A QUESTIONNAIRE

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A QUESTIONNAIRE - FOR THE NATO PILOTS ONLY:

1. WE ARE BOMBING TELEVISION, checkbox AND INTERNET STATIONS AND RELAYS BECAUSE:

we are teaching the Yugoslavs about the freedom of speech

we are showing the Yugoslavs what is real democracy

because we are true patriots-we like only American programs, news, movies and music

2. COLLATERAL DAMAGES ARE


dead women and children

captured soldiers

who cares anyway if it's not me?

3. WE ARE KILLING CIVILIANS BECAUSE:

we are trying to deliver humanitarian help

we are giving them their human rights

because we are soldiers

4. WE ARE BOMBING YUGOSLAVIA

in order to kill all the Serbs

in order to kill all 25 nationalities living in Yugoslavia beside Albanians

we never ask ourselves that question

5. PRESIDENT CLINTON IS TRYING

to be remembered in the world history not only as a sexual maniac and a great liar but as a draft-dodger    who became a warrior

to start the World War III

to bring the peace to the Balkans and Europe

6. HOW WOULD YOU SPEND 20 BILLION US DOLLARS

to feed the hungry and house the homeless in the USA

to cure AIDS and cancer patients in Africa

to run for President and then wipe off all the small countries from the face of the Earth

7. WE PILOTS ARE BRAVE BECAUSE


we bomb at night (and we are not afraid of the dark)

because we are very high up in the sky (we are not afraid of heights)

because we fly very fast (and we also catapult fast)

8. WE PILOTS ARE VERY SMART BECAUSE
we don't make mistakes

we don't ask questions

we were told so at home

9. WE GIVE THE INDIAN NAMES TO OUR ARMS AND PLANES IN ORDER TO :

remember all the Indians killed by American soldiers

avoid the fact that the USA have no other suitably brave and noble names in history

we want people of the world to hate the Indians, not us

10. YUGOSLAVIA IS :

in Albania

a sovereign European country

an American state fighting for independence

11. NATO IS:

a part of the USA marshal's office

World's peace-keeping force

Ms Albright's game toy

12. MILITARY HONOR IS:

to be captured unharmed by serbian animals and then cry to the mom on the phone in front of TV cameras

to admit you have mistaken a tractor for a tank

never admit to have mistaken children on the playground for the military ground forces

13. IF SOMEONE WAS BOMBING MY CHILDREN BACK HOME AND SCARE THEM SHITLESS:

I would volunteer and fight back

I would hate those savages

I would thank them for saving our lives from our evil president


Thanx to one Chameleon for this highly expert test questionnaire!

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Yes, I forgot the legitimacy phrase - "the international community" stands
for: one VULTURE (US) and a couple of HYENAS (Britain, France, Germany,
Turkey, Italy) leading a herd of SHEEP  and  future SERVANTS (Croatia,
Slovenia, Rumania, Bulgaria, etc...).

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last updated:30-05-99

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